How to See All The Tourist Spots in Australia in 30 Days
and on Four Times the Intended Budget
(But Still Make it Worthwhile)

This is a map of Australia with our main stops highlighted and our route traced. Click on the target points on the map or on the links below to visit the sites we did (the order below is roughly the order of the stops on our trip).

Melbourne (our Home Base)
Great Grafitti, Terrace Houses, The Dandenongs, The Great Ocean Road, Ned Kelly and the jail that housed him, Erik Huang!, pubs, beer, black swans and cockatoos

Alice Springs/Uluru
Uluru (Ayer's Rock), Red Center, "The Outback", The Camel Farm, wallabies

Kakadu, Katherine (and our truck stop resort), Katherine Gorge, OUR TOUR GROUP!!!, Random and ubiquitous "controlled burns,", giant termite mounds, a dead cane toad, old people swimming, aboriginal rock art, mangroves

Cairns (aka Santa Barbara in Australia)
Hotels with swimming pools, Hoochie culture, Daintree National Park (and Wolrd Heritage Site), Crocodile cruises, The Great Barrier Reef, Giant Captain Cook, Cairns Tropical Zoo, charismatic megafauna (KOALAS)!

Bondi Beach, The Sydey Opera House, flying foxes, cockatoos, white wine with ice, pretty people

Canberra (Australia's Capital)
National War Memorial and Museum, parliament house(s), exciting dead animals